Bitty and the Boy

Jason takes The Boy to school each morning. The ride takes 7 minutes max. Their conversations are often hilarious. Here are two from Monday morning.

(Upon seeing something puddled on the side of the road.)

The Boy: "Hey, Daddy, somebody left their shirt on the side of the road. That's weird."

Daddy: "That wasn't a shirt. It was a dead cat."

The Boy: "I don't think so."

Daddy: "Buddy, I am positive. It was a dead cat."

The Boy: "Oh. That's too bad. It would have made a pretty shirt."

Moments Pass.

The Boy: "Is today my soccer day?"

Daddy: "Nope. Remember soccer starts on March 9. You still have a few weeks before you start playing again."

The Boy: "Whew. That's good. I need to start exercising."